My Name Is Jo-Z Lords
[Better Known As The Child of Acid]

Don't know me?
[Don't Judge]

Don't ask other people about me
[Ask Me]

You wont meet my expectations
[And I Probably Wont Meet Yours]

I am only real to those I like
[Otherwise I'm Just One Big Joke To You]

I probably wont like you
[It's As Simple As That]

If you can't take sarcasm
[You Might Want To Think Twice About Talking To Me]

Don't Like What You See?
[Then Don't Look]

I don't care what you think of me
[Don't Waste My Time Telling Me]

I dont smoke, drink, do drugs or party.
[And Yet I'm Still A Badass]

I'm old enough to know better
[Young Enough Not To Care]

You will probably get a bad first impression
[But Hey, Everyone Seems To Anyways]

I don't like many people in real life
[But The Interweb Isn't Real Life, So Lets Chat!]

I believe in respect, but that doesnt mean I respect you
[That You Have To Work For]

I should probably care
[But I Don't]

I video games and music
[They Influence My Life]

Lords of Acid is my favorite band!
[Followed Closely By Praga Khan]

I do not proclaim myself to be "original" or an "individual" in anyway
[Its All Been Done Before, Get Over It]

If I offend you thats your problem not mine
[So Don't Ask For An Apology]

I randomly add new things to this list.

I can't be around a sharpie without writing on myself and/or others.

I dont feel Love....just "Profound Affection"

I dont answer to negativity

I reject the masses, enjoy the quiet.

I'm more shy than I would allow most people to believe.

I'm over analytical.

I can see inside people and find the things that make them Hurt.

I can see inside people and find the things that make them Unique.

I can find art in all things tragic.

I like long, late night philosophical discussions.

I like being naked in the presence of the right company.

I Music.

I play the piano.

I like cuddling.

Art is my Passion.

I refer to My Past As Nam.

I have an unhealthy obsession with The Lords of Acid.

I live with 3 dogs and 3 cats

I'm a negative influence.

I'm indecisive about everything.

I'm sleep deprived.

Horror movies amuse me.

I'm super lame and uncool.

I like sour candy.

I'm Half Mexicant and Half Native American Indian.

I'm fluent in 4 languages

I don't Drink or Do drugs and Keeping it that way.

I'm Not user friendly.

I'm a walking contradiction.

I like solitary drives.

I don't go to clubs or bars.

I'm not obsessed...just dedicated.

I'm not short, I'm fun size.

I don't work out.

I'm a Fat Kid in training.

I don't say much, but I get my point across.

I'm often very morbid.

I'm obscene and vulgar.

I believe everyone is a little bit racist.

I'm a nerdy kid at heart.

I Play World of Warcraft.

The Legend of Zelda series are the greatest games of all time.

I'm a very bias fan of Nintendo.

I like Chinese and Mexican food.

I'm a picky eater.

I don't use the word "love" unless I mean it.

I Hate no one or anything in life...just dislike.

I'm only writing this to take up space.
Anything else about me you can just make up.

or ask...

9/4/2008:
JoZ!!!! Wud it do Bugga Boo lol

3/1/2008:
I know where you live too! And stop turning on my cam! Oh wait I don't have a cam!! ;P


MEOW!!!!

3/22/2006:
MEOW!! What a cool cat "Joz" is! Great taste in music and has his own style but purrrsssss oh so sweet. Now take my ab pics down!! Those are my abs not yours!! MEOW!!