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Joined June 20, 2004
Stephen
Gay Male • 23
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5'
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135 lbs
Single
Location: Atlanta
Chat Name: Stebo
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| About Stephen |
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| Personal URL: |
http://www.connexion.org/stebo
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| Interested in: | Friends |
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| Ethnicity: | White/European
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| Religion: | Militant Nihilist |
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| Politics: | Definitely Left |
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| Outness: | Totally
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| Smoking: | No |
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| Occupation: | Secret Agent |
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| Interests: | Vodka-tasting parties, Ina Garten, caramel macchiatos, CNN Pentagon correspondent Barbara Starr, underwater basket weaving, kittens, hardcore bondage |
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| Favorite Music: | Coldplay, Muse, Radiohead, Keane, The Killers, Sigur Rós, The Format, Snow Patrol, Kaskade |
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| Favorite Books: | Call me by your name, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, I'm A Stranger Here Myself |
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| Favorite TV Shows: | The West Wing, South Park, Lost, Weeds, Dexter, Nip/Tuck, Futurama, The Sarah Silverman Program, ANTM, Project Runway, The Soup |
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| Favorite Movies: | Kill Bill, Fight Club, Saw, Casino Royale, The Emperor's New Groove, Cloverfield, The Fountain |
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| About Me |
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*Warning: Stephen is not right for everyone. Clinical tests show that Stephen may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crimes. Do not take with alcohol. Do not operate heavy machinery within 24 hours of contact. Ask your doctor if Stephen is right for you.*
This linguistics professor was lecturing the class. "In English," he explained, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However," the professor continued, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
Immediately, a voice from the back of the room piped up: "Yeah right..."
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Insecure depressive seeks despotic ballcrusher to finalize descent into madness. Ineffectual communication skills and aggressive codependence experience a must. You should possess the uncanny ability to turn a sunny Disneyesque day into Dante's ninth circle, and frighten me into sleeping with one eye open; uncertain if your razor-like talons are poised for my inevitable evisceration.
Please be able to completely annihilate any residual faith in humanity, delusions of happiness, and sense of self worth. Depigmentation of my hair is not fully complete at this stage - and I am looking for you to finalize the process. Bonus points for initiating enough stress to drag me down the path of premature baldness, or inducing permanent stress-related gastrointestinal damage.
Please view our relationship as nothing more than a conquest to be subjugated. I expect you to reduce me to a raving and drooling shell of a human being before moving on to your next challenge. The only compensation I can offer is the knowledge that your name will be unceasingly repeated as I beat my head against the walls of my padded cell.
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Testimonials (6) |
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11/1/2009:
I love Stephen!! Squirrel!!!
5/22/2009:
One of my best friends. Love the kid to death. Have known him for years and years and probably will continue to know him for more to come.
1/13/2008:
I love this boy, he is amazing in so many aspects.
11/8/2007:
good seeing you saturday. i was a lil drunk, sorry.
-johnpaul
1/31/2006:
A certified member, eh? Look at you, all fancy schmantzy 
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